Perez Hilton has gone from blogging to book writing. The self-proclaimed "Queen of All Media" has written (with Life & Style executive editor Jared Shapiro) Red Carpet Suicide: A Survival Guide on Keeping Up With the Hiltons (Celebra, $24.95, amazon.com).

"My book is a take-no-prisoners, funny-as-hell look at the world of celebrities," Perez (whose real name is Mario Lavandeira) tells Life & Style. "I dish the dirt, reveal all the secrets and share with the readers how someone can become famous in 12 simple steps. Spencer Pratt will use Red Carpet Suicide as his new bible!"

Wonder what Lauren Conrad and Paris Hilton will think of his section on "How to Leak Your Sex Tape"!

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