“When this Girl Meets World…Girl Meets World. Wandering down this road, without any clothes, is what she’s doin’…”
Back then, you knew her as bubbly Rachel McGuire on Boy Meets World. Today, you know her as Maitland Ward, a woman incapable of hiding her lady lumps.
(WARNING: These are two “outfits” the 37-year-old actually wore to an event last night and she's, well, naked, so you're going to see all that jazz. Enjoy.)
A porn parody of “The Matrix” (and, yes, apparently there are already two other films, so this would be a brilliant ending to the trilogy).
It’s that her nipples are more than likely chafed and we’re in pain just looking at this photo.
Really long and unfortunate pubic hair?
What is the point when you’ve already showed off your lady bits to the masses? And why do we now want to go to our nearest Ground Round (do those exist anymore?) and play Tricky Triangle?
And that never happens because we love words.
::shudders:: ::cringes:: ::trembles:: ::shakes:: ::does any type of movement out of fear::
Rachel McGuire, you were always a babe.
Because you forget she’s actually pretty.
It actually makes us want to jump in that pool and stay underwater so we don’t have to look at this hot mess.
Sure, she would have worn belly-baring shirts or just a towel, but there’s no way — not even for a second — our beloved redhead would even think of wearing something so heinous.
(And someone please reach out to Cory and Topanga Matthews for an intervention.)
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