Well, it was. But somehow, someway, we pulled it off — and we apologize in advance if this enrages you. Enjoy!
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It's Gwyneth's Bougie World and We're Just Living in it (or So She Tells Herself)
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Water Has Feelings, Too!
I have long had Dr Emoto's coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water, how the molecules behave differently depending on the words or music being expressed around it. I am fascinated by the growing science behind the energy of consciousness and its effects on matter.
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Think Going to Battle is Bad? Try Reading Mean Comments About Your Rich A-List Self
It's almost like how, in war, you go through this bloody, dehumanizaing thing, and then something is defined out of it.
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LOL WUT
I am who I am. I can't pretend to be somebody who makes $25,000 a year.
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Gwyn, Why Don't You Go to Europe and STAY There
We have great dinner parties at which everyone sits around talking about politics, history, art and literature —all this peppered with really funny jokes. But back in America, I was at a party and a girl looked at me and said, ‘Oh, my God! Are those Juicy jeans that you’re wearing?’ and I thought, I can’t stay here. I have to get back to Europe.
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This is Great News — More Cheese for Us!
I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin.
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How Do You Spell "Bougie"? P-A-L-T-R-O-W
When you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it's like, 'No. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?'
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Yeah…So This is Probably One of the Million Reasons Why Women Don't Exactly Warm Up to You, Gwyn
I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't like it. I don't really have drunk friends.
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13 Years Later….We Have No Comment
Well, you know, beauty fades! I just turned 29, so I probably don't have that many good years left in me. So there will be a downside eventually.
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She's Just, Like, Naturally Beautiful Y'all
I’m not the type to look in the mirror and study my looks. God no! I’d rather die than be studying my face like that! I just brush my teeth and try to get dressed and get everyone up. The morning is definitely not the time when I look in the mirror. I don’t tend to wear much make-up either. If I’m working, I’ll wear a lot, obviously, but in my own life I’m very much a mascara and lip gloss kind of person.