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A Weekend With Eva Longoria for $45K is Chump Change Compared to Kim Kardashian’s $1 Million Offer

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Some random soul who’s obviously still distraught over the end of ‘Desperate Housewives’ decided to get his/her fix by anteing up $45,000 to spend a weekend with one of the show's stars, Eva Longoria.

Yes, $45,000. As in nearly half a hundo thou. Someone spent a cool $45,000 to spend two lousy days with a B-list celebrity.

According to a new report, an Eva Longoria superfan (they actually do exist) dished out that cash to spend a weekend at the Monaco Grand Prix. They get to do all the funsieeeees with her like have lunch, attend concerts, party on yachts, fly in business class — basically things only really, really rich people get to do.

Fine, it doesn’t sound lousy, but $22,500 a day to do all of these things with Eva — not Leonardo DiCaprio or Ryan Gosling (we’d probably sell our souls to make that happen) — is pretty ridiculous if you ask us.

“I’m a lot of fun,” she said during the auction at the second annual Global Gift Gala in Dubai. “Ask anyone!”

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ASK ANYONE, GUYS. EVA LONGORIA IS FUN. EVA LONGORIA IS SO FUN THAT $45,000 IS WORTH SPENDING 48 HOURS WITH EVA LONGORIA BECAUSE SHE’S SO FUN — ASK ANYONE!!!

But you know who’s more "fun" (we use that term loosely) than Eva and even more absurd than this “superfan”? Kim Kardashian — and the Saudi Arabian Prince who reportedly offered her $1 million to spend just one night partying with him.

MediaTakeOut reports the 34-year-old accepted, and who can blame her? She ain’t gettin’ any love from her own freakin’ husband — considering he decided to work in Paris instead of spend time with her and their daughter, North West, in LA on THANKSGIVING. And as ‘In Touch’ reports, he’s threatening to leave her flyin’ solo on Christmas. Don’t the holidays bring out the best in everyone???

All jokes aside, even though Kim’s $1M is a helluva lot more impressive than Eva’s $45K, we’re more in favor of the actress’ paycheck — given all that money is going to charity.

And at least homegirl made sure to tell people she’s fun. The only way we’d see ourselves having “fun” with Kim K is if her crying face came out to play for our amusement.

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