Scott Disick may seem like your typical douchebag, entitled Patrick Bateman wannabe, but in reality, he's so much more than that.
Just ask one of the many men who have had the pleasure (we know...we're being nice here) of dating and even marrying one of the Kardashians.
Because the Long Island-native has been dating Kourtney Kardashian since 'Nam and produced two children with her (with another on the way), he's seen many of 'em come in and out of their lives. Regardless of how some of the relationships ended, Scott's always been pretty welcoming to these fellas — which proves he's an ace in our eyes. We might like to poke fun at the Lord Disick, but at the end of the day, we truly love this guy.
Mainly because of gems like this:
Anyway, back to the point of our story. Earlier this week, Scott bro-ed out with Khloé's new man, rapper French Montana, over some lobsters.
As he captioned the photo so beautifully, they were "Gettin it." (French may consider himself cool in his own right, but now he gets to tell people he "got it" with the Lord over some top-notch fish. #WINNING.)
Don't forget they bonded on a boat:
And with Fat Joe because apparently it's 2001 again:
We now bring to you every other single time Scott has bro-ed out with the Kardashians' dudes:
Khloé may have filed for divorce last December, but the former NBA player loved to bro out with the always impeccably dressed Scotty. Throw Rob Kardashian in the mix and they became an unstoppable force.
Not to mention, Lamar had an even stronger bond with Scott and Kourt's son, Mason:
First of all, whether Kim Kardashian likes to admit it or not, Scott was pretty close with her now second ex-husband. Proof:
Scott Stuck Up for Him When Kim Was Acting Awful (shocking):
The Ultimate Bro Acceptance — Acting Like DMX Together:
And what are friends for if they're not willing to judge you sometimes? When he was caught reacting to Kim and Kris flirting on an episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York, we fell a little more in love with Scott:
Our thoughts EXACTLY.
We all know how seriously Yeezy takes his art, so the fact he cast Scott in his short American Psycho-inspired commercial says a lot.
It pretty much means 'Ye considers him the Mickey Mouse to his Walt Disney, the Steve Wozniak to his Steve Jobs, the ball to his Michael Jordan, the Robin to his Batman — no, literally:
KANYE WEST IS OBSESSED WITH SCOTT DISICK. IT'S NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND. GET THAT FACT STRAIGHT.
Of course we didn't forget about Kris Jenner's kinda, sorta still husband.
And that, ladies and gents, pretty much proves that every person wishes they had a Scott Disick in their life. (If you're still denying it, you're just embarrassed to admit it.)
Your life just got exponentially better and more stylish now you've signed up for our newsletter. Fabulousness awaits!