Whoops, sorry. We’re still trying to contain our laughter after last night’s second part of the very dramatic two-night The Bachelor event.
Let’s just cut to the chase — and the Fantasy Suites.
One night after Juan Pablo booted single mom Renee, he himself got dumped — again (thanks for the first time, Sharleen.)
Andi Dorfman (who we revealed to be the Bachelorette front-runner) realized she was dating a dude she couldn’t stand.
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This realization came after she hung out with Juanny Pabs for an extended amount of time.
(Spending a life time of having to explain basic English phrases to him was probably a big factor.)
He ended up talking about himself (shocker), his overnight date with bikini-clad Clare (aka the girl he so publicly slut-shamed), never asked Andi anything about herself (Andi, talk to us, we’ll listen), said “OK” one too many times (seriously, that and “ay yi yi” are the only things this freakin’ guy says) and, well, that was enough for the smarty pants lawyer to be all, like, “heeeeey this is definitely not working out — peace out, bro.”
And that’s exactly what she did.
And that’s exactly what played out on TV.
And that’s exactly why we can’t stop giggling and applauding Andi.
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