James Spader is the ultimate bad guy as Raymond "Red" Reddington on The Blacklist.
The high-profile criminal turned FBI informant is known for his combination of deadly skills and sarcasm — and he has the one-liners to prove he deserves a spot on the Most Wanted List.
However, not everyone can get away with this brutal honesty.
Click through the gallery above for 10 Red quotes we're dying to use on a daily basis!
Because we all have that one friend.