Brandi Glanville has certainly had a winning week.
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star has been the talk of Hollywood with the release of her new tell-all book, Drinking and Tweeting. Life & Style exclusively revealed the juicy tidbits and we figure there's no better way to shock our readers more than by sharing 5 of our favorite Brandi revelations, including never-before-reported ones!
EXCLUSIVE: Inside Brandi Glanville's shocking tell-all book: "Jaw-dropping revelations," LeAnn Rimes and more!
So, grab a glass of wine, cozy up in front of your computer screen and check 'em out below:
Her Vaginal Rejuvenation Revenge on Ex-Husband Eddie Cibrian
"A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina.... I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie's credit card number.”
LeAnn Rimes Flirts With Eddie Right In Front of Brandi:
“LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her. This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? ... He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.”
Her Hilarious Fantasy
"I have this hysterical fantasy that one day [LeAnn] and I will record a duet about heartbreak."
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Her "Hypothetical" Situation
She offers advice to her readers on how to catch your cheating significant other in the act by way of taping a phone conversation: "...in which he admits [having sex with] you on the staircase of your formerly shared home a few days earlier, despite already living with his mistress, in which he admits she is unattractive, that he doesn't actually love her and would never marry her; and then asks you to come meet him... because he wants you to take him back. After it's all recorded, send her ass the tape ... hypothetically."
On Single White Female LeAnn
"She wooed [my friends] with an all-expense paid trip to Cabo — complete with private planes, private beaches and private chefs. Hopefully, once she gets happy with her life, she'll back out of mine!"
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