From Britney Spears' 55-hour hoorah to Pamela Anderson's 122 days of playing house with Kid Rock, see the Hollywood marriages that barely lasted half a year!
Sure, Cher believes in life after love…sometimes for a week-and-a-half. Just days after finalizing her divorce from Sonny Bono, the songstress wed the co-founder of The Allman Brothers Band on June 30, 1975 — only to file for divorce 10 days later. They gave it the old college try, though. They reconciled and remained married until 1979.
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Britney Spears and Jason Alexander: 55 Hours
It all began — and ended — on New Year’s in 2004. Brit-Brit invited her childhood friend to Las Vegas and flew him in on a private jet. "She just came out and asked me," Alexander recalls. "She was like, 'Well, let's get married.' And I was like, 'Sure. You know, let's do this.'" A whopping 55 hours after “I do,” that marriage was annulled — and poor Jason admits he was heartbroken.
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Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries: 72 Days
They got engaged in May 2011 after a whirlwind six months of dating. Three months later, the reality star made it official with the NBA player. Unfortunately, 72 days after that, Kim was all, like, ‘I totally need to make some headlines’ and pulled the plug on their short-lived romance. Today, she’s married to Kanye West. Once the pair hit August 4, 2014, they’ll be married longer than she was to Kris. Here’s hoping it works, kids!
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Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra: 9 Days
Here’s how the story goes: they got married at Little Chapel of the Flowers in Las Vegas — go figure. Nine days later, the NBA star filed for an annulment. “It’s easy to get caught up in a moment,” Carmen explained. “You think it’s romantic, but then you realize, ‘God, we did it in Vegas?’ It’s like getting a cheeseburger at a fast-food restaurant.” Bless her.
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Mario Lopez and Ali Landry: 18 days
They met in 1998, got engaged in the summer of 2003 and married on April 24, 2004. Things should be grand, right? WRONG! Two weeks later, Ali had the marriage annulled, claiming Mario had cheated on her during the relationship. How could you, A.C. Slater?!
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Nicolas Cage and Lisa Marie Presley: 108 Days
They wed on Aug. 10, 2002 in an outdoor Hawaiian wedding — just 10 days after Nicolas surprisingly proposed. The actor pulled another surprise when he decided he didn’t want to be married anymore and filed for divorce 108 days later on Nov. 25, 2002. Sometimes love just ain’t enough, people.
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Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock: 122 days
Oh, Pammy. She’s had a few issues when it comes to her love life. But let’s focus on her shortest marriage, shall we? The blonde bombshell and musician made it offish on July 29, 2006. Fast-forward nearly three months later, Pam pulled the plug. Another one bites the dust!
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Jennifer Lopez and Cris Judd: 218 days
Speaking of unlucky in love, say hello to J.Lo! She was married to back-up dancer Cris Judd from Sept. 29, 2001 to June 2002. And then she was engaged — again — to actor Ben Affleck five months later. We all know how that story goes.
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Drew Barrymore and Tom Green: 163 days
Drew’s a happily married woman with two kids now, but back in 2001, she was wild! The actress made an honest man out of the comedian in July 2001. But he wanted out five months later.
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Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Esposito: 124 Days
Before he was an Oscar nominee, Bradley was a married dude — allllllll the way back in 2007. The actor wed actress Jennifer Esposito on Dec. 30, 2006, only to divorce her four months later in May 2007. "It was just something that happened," he explained. "The good thing is, we both realized it…Sometimes you just realize it." Who says marriage is sacred?!
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Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush: 163 Days
What’s more awkward than divorcing someone? Having to work WITH that person on a daily basis! The One Tree Hill stars got engaged in May 2004. Nearly one year later, on April 16, 2005, they became husband and wife. But guess what? They lasted five months before Sophia filed papers seeking an annulment on the grounds of fraud. As the famous saying goes, “The show must go on!” And it did for the pair, who continued to work together on the teen drama for years following their little debacle. AWWWWKWARD.