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Let’s talk about sex, baby — or in this case, Catherine Giudici and Sean Lowe.
On The Bachelor’s Women Tell All special earlier this week, host Chris Harrison was eager to get the pair to talk about just that, considering the Dallas native had been a born again virgin leading up to their big wedding night.
After Sean described their first time as “fireworks,” Catherine was quick to correct him.
“Quick fireworks,” she clarified.
An embarrassed Sean let the comment slide on national TV, but he did mention it on Twitter later.
"Quick Fireworks" My wife thinks she's a comedian.
It’s not the first time the pair have been so candid about their sex life. In fact, it’s happened 9 other times…
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1: Visions of naked Catherine and Sean dance in our heads…
“Since I met him, I have always been attracted to him … but every day I’ve gotten to learn more and more about him; it’s kind of like we’ve merged into one inseparable person. I can’t wait to solidify that bond!” Catherine told us just days before their big night.
(Bet you she wishes she could turn back time — Cher style — and edit that last comment.)
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2: We get it, now just get on with it and do it already
“I can’t wait for that moment, after the big day is over.” — Sean to Life & Style.
(Too bad ya didn’t last long there, pal.)
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3: Get these two a room already
“Oh, yeah, I’m ready!” — Catherine told the mag.
(And so was he…for all of 60 seconds.)
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4: And the epic quotes from their wedding special begins…
“There’s no pressure on my end. I’m going to perform masterfully” – Sean
(We don’t consider 60 seconds an astounding performance.)
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5: You’re sooooooooooo sexy and daring, C
“I’m not going to be wearing anything the whole honeymoon, so I don’t know why you bought this.” – Catherine on the items Sean bought her from ‘the naughty section’ of the store.
(…and too bad she didn't know he wasn't going to last long. Note: We don’t know if it was 60 seconds, but we’re willing to give him the benefit of the doubt.)
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6: Thus the terms “grown-sexy” and “fancy icing” were born
“I cannot wait to wear the lingerie he gave me on our wedding night. It’s like fancy icing for my body and I’m just going to be able to showcase it when I’m his wife. As a wife, I will definitely treat him a lot. I’m going to be able to let out my ‘grown-sexy’ on him at any time that I want and any time that he wants.” – Catherine
(NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. “Treat” him? Like to a freakin’ ice cream cone?)
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7: She really said this?
“They’re like sexy photos that are in lingerie and obviously just for my husband’s eyes only. I want him to see me as a woman after the wedding, which of course he will naturally, but I’ve been kind of suppressing that.” – Catherine, before dropping her robe on camera.
(Did ABC hire Danielle Steel to write this stuff?)
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8: This needs no explanation
“Consummation Station.” – During the broadcast, there was a live-feed from the honeymoon suite.
(We’ve had nightmares about that ever since.)
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9: WE. CAN’T. DEAL.
“I’m pretty sure you’re going to accept my rose at the end of this one.” – Sean talking to Catherine during the wedding.
(If your husband ever says this to you on your wedding night, RUN. We guess his “rose” didn’t fully blossom that evening…)
