During an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live!, Kim Kardashian did what she does best and shamelessly promoted herself. This time around, she opened up about that over-the-top wedding she had with Kanye West back in May.
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As you may recall, Yeezy’s best pal Jay Z and his super star wife, Beyoncé, were invited to the lavish nuptials, but decided not to go. Instead, they were living it up in the Hamptons.
And on the late night show, Kim seemingly referred to the pair when talking about her “place cards.”
It all began when Jimmy asked if the rumors that ‘Ye made a 40-minute speech about himself were true.
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“No, it was about 20 minutes. It wasn't about himself. It was about us and everyone that was there,” Kim explained.
“We had this long table that everyone was eating at on the wedding and instead of having place cards, we engraved everyone's name in this marble table, so he was explaining to everyone that we engraved their names because everyone is engraved in our hearts because everyone is so special to us.”
All hail, Cheezy — um, we mean Yeezy.
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Anyway, Jimmy thought this was a good idea, but then North West’s mama admitted “someone” put them in disarray when they decided to ditch the #WorldsMostTalkedAboutWedding.
“It was somebody canceling last minute and their name was engraved,” said the brunette bombshell — who refused to name names. DUH.
She further explained: “We tried to put white paint and cover the name.”
White paint — the ultimate burn. Hey, at least Rob Kardashian has something in common with Blue Ivy’s too cool for school rents now.
Watch her interview below and try not to lose any brain cells:
Oh, and in case you need a laugh, you can watch Kim change a diaper below. Groundbreaking material right there, guys.
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