The Most Hilarious ‘Dance Moms’ Quotes of All Time

Maddie: "I don't like to lose, but I don't ever lose anyway."

Brooke Hyland: "I don't really get along with my mom unless she's buying me stuff."

Mackenzie Ziegler: "Abby doesn't look like a model to me."

Chloe Lukasiak: "She said we were going to blow the competition away. I really hope she doesn't mean literally… cause we could get disqualified."

Vivi-Anne Stein: "I don't even like dancing, I'm just here because my mom said she would buy me tacos."

Mackenzie: "I don't want to go on Broadway, I want to just stay home and eat chips."

Maddie: "Kissing Gino in the studio is not what I envisioned for my first kiss. If it was Zac Efron, I would kiss him."