The holidays are right around the corner, and if you haven't prepared by watching all five Christmas episodes of House yet, there's still time! After all, there's no other character on TV who appreciates the festivities of Dec. 25 more than Dr. House himself. (Ha! Kidding!)
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In all actuality, House is probably the last person you'd ever want at your Christmas party — unless, of course, general hostility towards cheerfulness is your thing.
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"Merry Christmas." "And a happy go to hell."