Let's face it, Dr. House got away with saying everything we wish we could say on a daily basis. His no-filter attitude was enviable — the rest of the world can't make snarky comebacks and sarcastic comments and still keep their jobs.
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Scroll through the gallery to see 12 comebacks from House that we're all dying to use in real life.
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When someone tells you something that really doesn't affect your life in any way. (Scroll through the gallery to see more of House's best comebacks)
"Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?"
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When you're called out for being sarcastic.
"Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid."
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When your eye rolls aren't appreciated.
"Don't take it personally. It's just because you're full of crap."
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When someone says something mind-bogglingly stupid.
"For a moment there, I thought you were smart."
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When an unwelcome guest asks if they can come inside.
"Do you mind if I leave?"
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When someone says something obvious.
"Wow you're like a detective or something."
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When someone calls you a name.
"Takes one to know one, loser."
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When you really don't feel like dealing with your boss.
"There's a long list of reasons not to like you."
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When you just feel like insulting someone.
"Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breath. I think you owe it an apology."
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When someone says you "look tired."
"Wow, you're ugly!"
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When someone's complaining about their First World problems.
"Oh, God, stop. I'm in a pool of tears here."
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When everyone and everything is annoying.
"You all suck."