French Montana seems like an awesome guy, and he sure does make everyone's favorite Kardashian, Khloe, a very, very happy woman. So it pains us to have to point out that Mr. Montana was photographed in the Hamptons this week partying with Fat Joe and a bleary-eyed Scott Disick wearing what might just be one of the most awful shirts ever.
To be fair, he does wear the top much better than 99.9% of men probably would, not that it really helps.
Since we do like French so much though, we have come up with a few possible reasons why he might have agreed to ever leave the house, let alone be seen in public, rocking this hot mess express of a lavender silk top.
-He is trying to win over the woman who could one day become his mother-in-law, Kris Jenner. As Keeping Up With the Kardashians has taught us, Kris loves her a silk blouse. Maybe French was hoping the two would run into one another and both would have on some purple silk and he could yell, "Twinsies!" That would get him some major brownie points, and totally be worth the embarrassment of having both purchased and worn this delicate disaster of a top.
-It has been 20 years since the greatest girl group ever, TLC, released one of the greatest albums ever, Crazy Sexy Cool. Perhaps French is showing his love for these ladies and celebrating their album's anniversary by dressing like the girls did in their classic music video for "Creep."
-French was really missing Khloe, and decided to wear one of her old shirts from Contempo Casuals so she would always be with him in spirit.
-French may just have very questionable taste.
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