Because what's even the point? Ladies, you want to leave at least something to the imagination. Actually, can we even consider this a dress? It's more like butt floss. Oh, Rose McGowan.
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2. The Sky-High Slit
If you have to super glue something to your no-no area to keep it intact, you should probably reconsider wearing it. We're in pain imagining how it felt when Kendall Jenner peeled this off. (Instant waxer?)
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3. Socks With Sandals, Heels, Clogs, ETC.
Basically, if you're not wearing sneakers or at least ankle-length boots, leave 'em at home. That includes you, Chloë Sevigny.
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4. Tights DO NOT EQUAL Pants
Sorry not sorry, Lindsay Lohan. They just don't. The sooner everyone accepts that, the better.
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5. Ripped Tights Are Awful
See our explanation on the photo of Demi Lovato.
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6. An Ill-Fitted Bra
Kim Kardashian has a beautiful body, but a bra two sizes too small definitely didn't do her any favors. Get a proper fit, girls!
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7. An All-Denim Outfit = Don't Leave Your Home
Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake can do no wrong in our eyes, so if you're not a young 20-something Brit Brit and JT, don't even think about it.
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8. Leather Thigh-High Boots With Denim Shorts
To quote the Backstreet Boys, Khloé, "tellllllll meeee whyyyyyyyy????"
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9. The Wrong Fit
Khloé, we love you and all, but that camel toe is a no-go. A size bigger may have done the beauty justice.