<p><span></span><em>Bachelor Pad</em>'s witty meteorologist reports his weekly predictions to <em>Life & Style</em>.</p>
Hi, it's the Weatherman (a.k.a. Jonathan Novack) from Bachelor Pad! If you remember, Ali sent me home in New York City on this past season of The Bachelorette. If you don't remember, I like long walks on the beach, wearing white jackets and battling with Craig M.
Gia is killing me! Because she didn't keep Craig M. around last week, the Insiders are now scrambling to stay together. No one wants to talk strategy, so there's a sort of muted tension that's driving people in different directions. Peyton is now hooking up with Jesse B., who had been hooking up with Natalie, who is now hooking up with David, who had been hooking up with Jessie S....
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The kissing contest was fun, except for Elizabeth. I'd never kissed a demon before! I can only imagine what creative contest is ahead for next week. Either way, it should be intense, as now the Insiders have been broken up a bit and the Outsiders have control.
That said, I've recently discovered that my weatherman skills give me the specific ability to forecast next week's events on the show, and I'll be here to provide a weekly report. Like any weatherman, I can't guarantee the accuracy of this forecast, so keep that in mind. (Also, you'll find no spoilers here!)
Elizabeth will prove she'll go to any means necessary to win when she tries to persuade Chris Harrison to vote off Peyton.
We'll find out Natalie was exaggerating after she accepts only $10 to make out with every guy in the house.
Krisily will still be infatuated with David and will decide to lift weights to impress him. She'll start by bench-pressing her attitude.
With Gia gone, Wes will have no one to hit on...until he learns Melissa Rycroft
is married, then he'll go for it.
Tenley will reveal that she and Kiptyn are getting serious in their relationship and are already holding hands.
The whole house will be in shock when Gwen does...something...anything.
Nikki will take her role as "house mom" a little too seriously and will ground Jesse B. for two weeks.
All this will happen next week (probably not) on the sizzling show of summer, Bachelor Pad!
Follow the Weatherman at twitter.com/Jonathan_Novack.
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