Well, not quite a man.
On Sunday, April 2, JWoww’s hubby, who’s a known jokester, took to Instagram to post a photo of his wife lying next their baby son Greyson.
In the snap, the 31-year-old can be seen lounging on her silky sheets with her youngest child, who is clad only in a diaper. Seeming to be almost half the size of his mom, it’s no surprise that Roger’s eyes played a trick on him!
“Today I failed as not only a father but a husband and a man. I'm embarrassed to admit that tonight after returning home after running errands, I walked into our bedroom and caught my wife cheating,” he captioned the photo. “Or caught what I thought was my wife cheating. The room was dimly lit and walking in I saw what I thought was a full sized man sleeping next to my wife.”
From the looks of how big the almost one-year-old is, we’re sure this isn’t much of an exaggeration!
“I’m not ashamed to admit that doughy son of a b--ch intimidated me a little bit so I only mustered up enough courage to take my shoe off and throw it at him as I ran out of the room crying,” he continued. “Imagine my surprise when my wife called me while I was checking into the Budget Inn with my one shoe on and told me it was just our son in bed with her.”
All joking aside, this duo seems to be stronger than ever these days! Having just celebrated their one-year wedding anniversary in October, it’s clear the reality star couple isn’t really being rocked by cheating scandals.
"Can't believe it's been a year since we got married and announced our second pregnancy," JWoww wrote on Instagram for their anniversary. "I'm so thankful for whatever we did in this world to deserve these two beautiful children. Thank you for being the best father to them and the most loyal husband to me. You've taught me so much. What we have is more than I could ever wish for."
Scroll through the gallery below to see how much JWoww has changed over the years!