So, now, Kylie Jenner and Khloé Kardashian are both pregnant, and between them and Kim Kardashian — who’s expecting baby No. 3 via a surrogate — we can’t even f–king keep up anymore. For one thing, this has been an emotionally taxing week, with all of us constantly checking our phones to see if anyone, anyone in the Kardashian/Jenner clan can confirm anything. But as more time goes on, our suspicions about this Next Gen KarJenner Dynasty are growing… and getting a little dark. In fact, fans are spinning their own Kardashian pregnancy conspiracy theories as the silence continues. Watch our video to see what people are speculating about Kim, Kylie, and Khloé’s pregnancy news.

Of course, the initial conspiracy theory that came to mind when it was announced that Kylie is pregnant was that she was going to be Kim’s surrogate. It would’ve made a hell of a Keeping Up With the Kardashians‘ plot, but in retrospect, we can’t imagine why Kim wouldn’t just throw her millions into a healthy young surrogate who wasn’t her little sister. Of course, we’re still not 100 percent sure that Kylie’s boyfriend Travis Scott is, in fact the baby daddy.

And now that Khloé’s pregnant with boyfriend Tristan Thompson, the theories are getting sinister. Three KarJenners pregnant at once seems scarily orchestrated…and we wouldn’t discount that momager Kris Jenner is the conductor trying to earn her 10 percent until the end of time. Or is the reality that Khloé, Kylie, and Kim made a pregnancy pact and Kourtney and Kendall will undoubtedly seek out revenge this season?

Ok, maybe not. But you have to admit, there’s something suspicious here.