No. Just NO.
Take everything you ever loved about Full House and throw it out the window — the show has officially been ruined.
The cast for Lifetime's Unauthorized Full House Story has been revealed and let's just say we'd like to have a talk with the casting director — because there's no way he was actually paying attention during auditions ...
Not only do the actors and actresses playing the Tanner family look nothing like the original characters, they appear to be trying way too hard to fit the roles. No amount of neon scrunchies (or bad wigs) will convince us that these guys are the real deal...
The network released a statement Thursday, June 4 explaining the flick will focus on all the behind-the-scenes shenanigans of the hit show. It follows last year's The Unauthorized Saved by the Bell (which we hate watched like whoa).
"From its start as an unassuming family comedy in 1987 to its eventual wildly popular 192-episode run, the film centers on the rise of the cast of one of America's most beloved family sitcoms and the pressures they faced in balancing their television personas with their real lives," the network said.
Tune in to Lifetime for what's surely going to be an award-winning movie on Aug. 22.
Scroll through above to see the Lifetime cast compared to the OGs!