Either Nick Cannon’s trying to seek some attention (shocking) oooooor he coincidentally wore this hat.
We’re going with the former.
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Days after the America’s Got Talent host confirmed there’s “trouble in paradise” in his and Mariah Carey’s marriage, he was photographed wearing a hat that read “SAVED” while out and about in NYC on Aug. 25.
Sending the old ball and chain a message there, eh? What it really means: “Saved…but not really because I still need a lesson in avoiding word vomit.”
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Whatever. We’re not as bothered with the hat as we are by the rest of that outfit. Nothing says style like wearing a sweatshirt from your own line with a gold chain, Louis Vuitton backpack, sneakers and what we assume to be camouflage (?) pants. ::shudders::
Nick’s hardly the first celeb to send his estranged significant other a stylish cryptic message. Case in point:
A T-Shirt That...: Reads “I’m Not Sorry”
Translation…: “I’m Not Sorry…You Decided to Cheat on Me With a Transgender Woman and I Decided to Document it for Ratings Because SOMEONE Needs to Make Money Around Here.”
A T-Shirt That…: Belongs to R-Patz. He was first spotted wearing it back in July 2011 — one year before K-Stew was caught cheating on him with a married man. She donned it in September 2012 — not even two months after the scandal blew up.
Translation…: “I’M REALLY DESPERATE. PLEASE STAY WITH ME. PLEASE. I STILL HAVE YOUR T-SHIRT, SO YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE TO SEE ME TO GET IT BACK.” Amateur hour.
A Jersey That…: Features the number 4 (Jay and Bey's lucky number) and “Carter” (Jay's real last name) on the back — and this was a positive message unlike the three above. After Jay’s alleged mistress released a rap song warning Bey about her husband, Blue Ivy’s mama slipped on this item for a sexy Instagram shoot.
Translation…: “Everything’s Fine. I Swear. Everything…Is…Fine… . And If All Else Fails, I’ll Just Go on the VMAs and Prove It.”
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