On the first episode of season two of Orange Is the New Black, we noticed something pretty frightening.
And it had nothing to do with Crazy Eyes, Big Boo or Pornstache.
Ladies and gents, Taylor Schilling's (Piper Chapman) seriously heinous ugly cry scared us straight out of our faux orange jumpsuits.
Like...she makes a crying Kim Kardashian look flawless. #SomethingWeThoughtWe'dNeverSay