In 2003, Evan Marriott and Fox “tricked” a bunch of moronic women into thinking he was a millionaire. And thus, the perfection and ridiculousness that is Joe Millionaire was born. It was like ‘The Bachelor’ on steroids.
But how does that “millionaire” look today? Let’s just say it’s far from the million bucks he and his fake fiancé, Zora (‘memba her?!), won…
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And so did 20 pounds of his facial hair. It's like his hair ran away from his head and onto his face.
Life is weird, you guys.
That’s the fake butler from the show between ‘em!
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It turned out she wasn’t a gold digger like the rest of ‘em…or was she? Shortly after the pair were surprised with a $1 million cash prize, they called it quits. Hmm…
Even Patti Stanger is all, like, WTF is going on.
Really, Tommy Hilfiger?
That time isn’t always on our side. In this case, it made Evan an enemy a looong time ago.
At least he looks like a heavier, much hairier Chris Pine. Things could always be worse.
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