Seth Meyers has been making us laugh since he first took the stage at Los Angeles' Nokia Theatre during tonight's broadcast of the 66th Primetime Emmy Awards.
Aaaand, lucky for us, his jokes have hardly left any topic or celeb unturned!
The 40-year-old television personality and Saturday Night Live alum began his hosting gig with a slew of zingers about MTV, Beyoncé and actors' drug usage. And he didn't stop there!
Scroll through the list below to see Seth's best jokes from the show so far!
"This year we're doing the Emmys on a Monday night in August. Which, if I understand television, means the Emmys are about to canceled."
“MTV still has an awards show for music videos, even though they no longer show music videos. That’s like network TV holding an awards show and giving all the trophies to cable and Netflix. That would be crazy—why would they do that?”
“I would like to congratulate the writers in the room tonight, but their seats are too far away for them to hear me.”
“The Golden Globes have alcohol. . . . Here, everyone sits quietly in one place and waits for the pills to kick in. Tonight we are all Crazy Eyes.”
On Tina Fey and Amy Poehler: “When I got in touch with them and asked if they’d like to help me with tonight’s monologue, they both jumped at the chance to write back: ‘new phone, who dis?’”
"Congratulations to HBO -- they have 99 nominations tonight, the most of any network. Not to be outdone, NBC is also a network. HBO is like the kid you grew up with who ended up doing much better than you expected. 99 nominations. When I first met HBO, all he had was Grease 2 and Fraggle Rock."
"Congratulations to Game of Thrones, nominated for 19 Emmys including Best Drama, Best Supporting Actor, and Worst Job Security. If you're an actor on Game of Thrones, I imagine you wait for next week's script the way most actors prepare for biopsy results... Shows like Game of Thrones, The Good Wife, Fargo have the right idea. When your show starts getting critical acclaim, kill off all the main characters, otherwise, before you know it, you're paying Sheldon a million dollars an episode."
“Cable is looking at Netflix the way Justin Bieber looks at One Direction: through a cloud of marijuana smoke.”
"There are so many different ways to consume TV. People don't necessarily watch shows when they air anymore. The most DVR'd show over the past season was The Blacklist, Game of Thrones was the most pirated show, and Duck Dynasty was the most VCR-taped."
Jimmy Kimmel has also had quite a few hilarious jokes throughout the evening. Generally, Jimmy and Seth were just killin' it:
“Matthew McConaughey doesn't even own a television. I happen to know for a fact that he traded his television for a conch shell full of weed.”
“You just won an Oscar six months ago. No offense, but how many of those speeches of yours are we supposed to sit through?. . . Should we give you the BET award for best male hip-hop artist while we’re at it? . . . Look at that face. That's not a television face. That's a movie-star face right there. Where's Ricky? [Camera pans to Ricky Gervais] Now that is a television face. Not even really a television face. It's a Netflix face.”
Then, the always entertaining Jimmy Fallon provided us with what may have been the funniest joke of the night:
“Despite any differences we may have, we must strive to remember that . . . there’s one common truth that binds us all together: None of us will ever make as much money as Kim Kardashian did for her iPhone game.”
Oh, and this happened:
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