‘Are you there God? It’s me, Kim Kardashian…and I’ve got a bone to pick with you.’
That’s basically a summary of what the 34-year-old reality star revealed about her pregnancy weight gain in her new interview with 'Elle.'
Just weeks after she “broke the Internet” with her naked glory on the cover of ‘Paper’ magazine, North West’s mama has yet again made headlines — this time sharing she believes God body punished her while pregnant with her daughter.
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“I’d think God was doing this for a reason. He was saying, ‘Kim, you think you’re so hot, but look what I can do to you,’” she said.
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Yes…homegirl thinks she’s so ridiculously important that even GOD took some time out to ruin her life for nine months. Narcissism at its finest, ladies and gents.
As every single person in the world knows, Kim hated being pregnant because of how much weight she gained and blah blah blah blah la-di-frickin-da. It’s called pregnancy. Weight gain happens. Your body changes. It’s nature, girl.
“My body just went crazy,” she continued. “After five months I swore I’d never get pregnant again. I got so huge and it felt like someone had taken over my body.”
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Does anyone else consider these quotes completely vain? Is anyone really shocked? More importantly, IS GOD, LIKE, TOTALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS??? He/she probably thought they were besties.
(Side note: Perhaps if she wore clothes and shoes that fit her during pregnancy, she’d have been a tad more comfortable. Just sayin’…)
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Anywho, since getting pregnant, gaining weight, popping out a baby, losing the weight and then posing fully nude for all the world to see is how Kim does it nowadays, she’s obviously changed her mind about having another child.
More Kardashians and weight loss = $$$$$$$$$$.
“I want a boy and another girl; I want it to start happening straightaway,” she told the mag. “I loved being part of a huge family – and I want that for North.”
Hopefully she wants morals for her kid, too, though we’re not sure if Mrs. Kanye West knows anything about that. Maybe her good pal God can help her out in that department.
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