Remember when Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott thought it was an awesome idea to share the aftermath of his “infidelity” with their fans in a brand new reality show called True Tori?
Guess what folks? They’re back for round numero dos — because, you know, the first time around wasn’t painful or anything.
“Dean came back from Canada, and we came back to reality,” Donna Martin tells cameras, months after he hopped, skipped and jumped to go back to Toronto (the place he got down and dirty with 28-year-old Emily Goodhand while his four kids and wifey were back at home last December) to host another season of Chopped Canada.
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Cut to Dean yet again pulling the “me, me, me” card because this is the only thing dude knows how to do. Let’s forget for a moment he’s the one who cheated.
“Why are you even with me? I feel like such a nag, tyrant. You’re making me feel bad all the time,” he says to Tori during a seriously powerful scene. ::eye roll::
Oh, we’re so sorry she is making you feel bad, Dean. We truly, truly are. You are an amazing human being who doesn’t deserve this at all. Somebody call the waaaambulance.
Another scene shows Tori deciding she wants to see what Emily looks like. REJOICE — the woman exists.
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Then there’s her shocked expression, some more blubbering, and then a scene where she’s crying on the couch to Dean. “I don’t want to change our lifestyle. My dad wouldn’t have wanted this,” she says into a poor, innocent tissue. (RIP, Aaron Spelling, producer of the most epic ‘90s shows.)
Before the 30-second clip ends, the mother-of-four says, “Oh and there’s one more thing: I may be pregnant.” Faaaade out. (We highly doubt baby No. 5 is on the way, but kudos to Tori and producers for pulling the baby card for ratings.)
Watch the clip below:
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