Eees not okay — at least it wasn’t on the Women Tell All special last night.
Before Juan Pablo chooses between Nikki and Clare on next week’s finale, he was faced with 17 of his exes — Lauren H., Kylie, Danielle, Elise, Alli, Victoria, Chantel, Christy, Lauren S., Lucy, Cassandra, Chelsie, Kat, Kelly, Sharleen, Renee, and Andi.
And, well, the ladies had no problem telling Juanny Pabs exactly how they felt.
We’ve compiled some of the best quotes from Juan’s pretty chaotic evening — and here we go:
When host Chris Harrison asks, “Clearly, Juan Pablo [is] an attractive man…why wasn’t that enough?”
Andi jumps right in, “At the end of the day, those looks can fade, and you need something more than that.”
"I think he used his daughter as an excuse a lot," Kelly says.
"I think he had a case of buyer's remorse," Sharleen says about the way the Juanster handled the sex in the ocean situation with Clare. "He didn't man up the way he should have."
"I knew that he wasn't the one for me, like, ultimately. You know, we still had something. We had something great, and I could see him as someone that I would date, very happily, but...we weren't airtight.
“We didn't get each other completely…I have a lot of respect for him, actually, and I thought he was very kind to me," she says.
(At least he didn’t slut shame ya, Shar!)
"I learned a lot. You know, dating as a single mom is hard. It actually gave me a lot of confidence in the whole dating world."
That confidence led her to a new relationship – and she’s reportedly engaged!
"I'm in a situation now where I'm very happy, but that's all I'm gonna say. I don't want to jinx anything."
She’s, like, so over you, Juan.
"I remember thinking to myself, 'This will never work,'" Andi recalls. "I remember just being mentally done at that point...For him to bring that up, I was just so shocked and appalled by it."
"The things he said were entirely inappropriate and rude, but he wasn't mean to me. I think that should be made very clear. I think sometimes it's just that he doesn't think about it...There's no filter there."
But the experience didn’t ruin her belief in love – in fact, she’s The Bachelorette front-runner!
"I want that love. I really genuinely do," she says. "I will [continue to search for it]."
"There's parts that I think he was a jerk, and I have no problem saying that to him.”
“I'm getting the feeling that other girls feel differently than I did, but I just felt like he did [take this seriously].”
The redhead wanted Juan to know how offended she was about his anti-gay comments. You remember…he thought it was a great idea to basically call them “more pervert.”
Well, Kelly has a gay parent — “Tell me that in Spanish,” she says.
“Please stop using 'English is my second language' as a cop-out. Pervert is pervert in English and Portuguese and Spanish and Latin and French,” adds Victoria.
"I love gay people," he shot back. "I have no problem with them, because I respect them, because they were born that way."
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