It's that time of the year again! The annual Kardashian Christmas card (or Khristmas kard, we should say) has been released — and a few important people are missing from this year's interesting photo.
Known for including spouses and boyfriend each year, Khloé's husband, Lamar Odom, Kourtney's baby daddy, Scott Disick, Kim's fiancé, Kanye West, and their daughter, North, are nowhere to be found in the 2013 family photo. Even Rob Kardashian isn’t included!
The futuristic, post-apocalyptic card (because nothing screams Christmas more than that) features Kris Jenner, her estranged husband, Bruce, Kourtney, her two kids, Penelope and Mason, Khloé, Kendall, Kylie and Kim.
Kris, 58, who shows off a lot of leg in a short black dress, puts her hands in the air and sits atop a cashier booth. Bruce, 64, is slightly behind her to the right and stuck in a glass elevator.
Kourtney, 34, also in black, holds her daughter. Mason puts his head down on a couch in front of his Aunt Khloe, 29, who's posing on her side. Look at that high hair!
The middle of the photo shows teen queens Kendall, 18, and Kylie, 16 — and a lot of thigh — stomping on magazines. Both wear crown-like headpieces.
Then it moves over to new mom Kim, 33. She has no problems showing off her assets in a revealing form-fitting number as she walks down a staircase.
PHOTO: The Kardashians All-White 2012 Christmas Card
On last night's Keeping Up With the Kardashians: A Very Merry Christmas, it was revealed that momager Kris enlisted famed photographer David LaChapelle, who's known for his racy shoots, for the family shoot. But they all didn't see eye-to-eye with Kris' decision or David's vision, which was just to include the Kardashian-Jenner women. There was no explanation why Scott would not be included, but LaChapelle came up with this idea due to Kanye being on tour, Bruce living elsewhere, Khloé's personal issues with Lamar and Rob declining to be involved.
This did not sit well with Bruce. “It’s not the girls' Christmas card, it’s our family Christmas card. We’ve done it for 23 years and they want to change it?” he exclaimed to Kendall, stressing, “It’s your mom’s and my Christmas card."
Kris expressed that she didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings and Bruce joined the ladies.
As for Kourtney, she butted heads with LaChapelle after he said he didn't want her kids involved. “If we want this to be our Christmas card, then we want them in our shoot,” Kourtney insisted.
And the kiddies made it in!
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