A picture is worth a thousand words. In this case, this photo of fashion designer Donatella Versace arriving in São Paulo, Brazil on Tuesday is worth a million.

So let’s highlight the most interesting bits, shall we?

1. Did she apply too much moisturizer? Is she just sweaty? Is it a mixture of both?

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We’re not sure, but we feel moved to buy her a lifetime supply of oil absorbing sheets. Any brand will do.

2. Her matching skin color and hair hue.

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Where does her hairline even begin? Just sayin’.

3. Oh, and her matching brows.

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Perhaps that’s why Kim Kardashian was inspired to bleach her own.

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4. The duck face.

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Basic biddies, step aside. Learn from the master.

5. HER EARLOBES.

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MAKE. IT. STOP.

6. The people in the background, who should be looking for their clients, but have frozen in time because they can’t believe they’re actually witnessing such a mystical presence.

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We’re with you, folks.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: Pre-plastic surgery Donatella looks exactly like Val Kilmer. (Thank you for this gem, In Touch.)

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