13 Courtney Stodden Pics That Prove She Does Everyday Tasks Like No One Else

If you’ve ever spent time scrolling through Courtney Stodden pics on Instagram you’ll realize two things. One: It’s awe-striking that a 16-year-old child bride could morph into Jessica Rabbit and Anna Nicole Smith’s unearthly lovechild. Two: She is uniquely capable of making the most banal, everyday tasks look egregiously sexualized.

Maybe that sounds like shade, and point blank, there’s a bit of side-eye that comes with that statement. Sometimes you need to take a double-take on her captions to figure out what the hell she’s actually doing. All you’re certain of is that it is aggressively sexy, likely doused in sparkles, and extra AF.

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But what else should we expect? The truth is, Courtney is a living legend in six-inch heels, so everything she does is a bit more magical than the average human being. Remember the time she tried to microwave popcorn (in what looked like a backless bathing suit) and nearly set the house on fire? What an angel. An X-Rated Cher Horowitz for a new generation. She is everything.

If you’ve never experienced the world of Courtney for yourself, now is the time.

Check out our gallery to see all the day-to-day (and usually NSFW) tasks that Courtney does in her own unique way