Seeing Dr. House fire back at his patients and coworkers with sarcastic one-liners was by far one of the best parts of watching the show. But can you imagine what it would've been like if he joined Instagram at the time? Perhaps he'd use it to investigate his toughest cases, or better yet, maybe he'd embarrass his coworkers by sharing the most random candids of them on the job! We can only imagine how much fun he would have, and part of us actually wishes we could follow him to get our daily dose of sarcasm!
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Click through the gallery to see what Dr. House would post if he actually had Instagram!
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When a patient refuses to cooperate.
House: My dumb patient won’t let me chop off his leg so I can save his life. #whatanidiot
Cameron: You can’t really blame the guy… Losing a leg is a big deal.
House: @allisoncameron nobody asked you, Mother Theresa.
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When House feels the need to share how he really feels about his best friend's girlfriend.
House: What does one do when his best friend falls for the spawn of Satan?
Amber: You're pathetic.
House: @ambervolakis and you're ugly.
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When he realizes just how attractive the people on his team are.
House: They’re like the real life Barbie and Ken… Except Ken has a pretty accent and Barbie doesn’t know the meaning of fun.
Cameron: What? Of course I know the meaning of fun.. I had extra ice cream last night.
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When House decides to stalk his employees because he wants to avoid doing his work.
House: Oh look, it’s tweedle-dumb and tweedle-dumber! Hoping they’ll get into a fist fight, I could use some entertainment.
Wilson: Quit wasting time and get to your patient, House!
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When a colleague happens to snap a photo at the perfect time.
House: Only @lisacuddy can get away with trying to rip my heart out.
Foreman: Joke's on her, because you don't have one.
House: Takes one without a heart to know one, loser.
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When he suspects that something is up with his team.
House: So @drforeman and @luckythirteen, how long have you two been boning each other?
Foreman: You're ridiculous, House.
Thirteen: You got that from one photo of us trying to diagnose a patient?
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When he captures the perfect photo for an awkward sexual reference.
House: Fun fact: We all had an orgy after we took this photo… It was magical.
Taub: This is the most disgusting thing I’ve read all day.
Thirteen: Hmm… I’d be down to try it. 🙂
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When someone from his team actually defeats him at something.
House: Prepare for a rematch, you twerp. Loser has to deal with the next patient.
Taub: BRING IT ON!
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When his team falls short and disappoints him.
House: Sometimes I forget why I hired these minions. They only look pretty (except for
Forman).
Cuddy: Those minions are the reason why most of your patients are still alive.
House: Really? Could’ve sworn that was all me.
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When he dreads having to spend time with his patients.
House: Love to bond with my patients!
Cuddy: You actually look annoyed…
House: Good job, Cuddy! You're very observant.
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When he's feeling bored on the job.
House: Is it just me, or does @marthamasters have the face of a chipmunk?
Dr. Masters: Um.. Dr. House, this is kind of creepy. I had NO idea you took this photo.
Taub: @marthamasters this is just the tip of the iceberg. You'll get used to House.
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When he's feeling fashionable.
House: I always thought I had a natural talent for modeling.
Cuddy: Not bad!!
Foreman: Eh… You should stick to medicine.