It’s Amazing the ‘Jersey Shore’ Cast Can Stand Each Other After All Their Fights

Snooki vs. Angelina

Snooki going, "Hold my earrings, please" and tossing her f–king Lana Del Rey hoops to the wind kicks off this fight off as one of the greats. We don't even remember the specifics of what it was about, but we can't get over Ron's descriptions of each girl ("4 foot 9, two inches with the pouf," "weighing in at 322 pounds") or how Snooki immediately lunges toward Angelina's hair. There are two rounds to this Snooki and Angelina showdown, and despite her size, Snooki seems like the clear winner, bouncing up and down chanting, "I'm still pretty, b–h." The Situation has to take that jar of shells away from her btw, and that's only one of the highlights of this fight.

JWoww vs. The Situation

Earlier during the gang's stay in Atlantic City, Mike pokes fun at Snooki's weight and Jenni chides him with, "You deserve to be punched in the face." Gotta love the subtle foreshadowing on this show. Later that night, JWoww asks The Situation to take her home after she gets sick. We're not sure why it's exactly his problem, but choosing to mack it with Vinny's sloppy seconds is admittedly rude. He also gets JWoww kicked out of the club, and she's preeetty mad about it.

So when he gets back to the hotel JWoww comes up out of nowhere and goes right at him all sloppy and drunk. It ends with, you guessed it, Sitch getting smacked in the face.

Sammi vs. Ronnie

The highlight of this whole exchange is kind of one-sided, and yet it's seared into our mind. Sammi gets angry because Ronnie is confiding in JWoww after, who knows, probably a larger fight, who even cares. And after he sits all nonresponsive and likely crying, she punches him in the face. I'm sure that ultimately hurt her hand more than his jaw, but either way, it's not a good look and just adds another layer to their toxic relationship.

JWoww vs. Sammi

This was about the note, right? That stupid note. Sammi blows up at them for not being honest, JWoww gets all up in her face (like literally, she SWOOPS over, it's next level) and then they catfight like no tomorrow. And in six-inch heels, no less!

Angelina vs. All the Girls

But mostly JWoww. The hate toward Angelina was so real that the girls couldn't even take a cab ride without going off on each other.

JWoww and Snooki vs. Angelina

The trouble with Angelina showing up at the Miami house is that allegedly, she spent the rest of her summer badmouthing people in the house and Snooki's then-boyfriend Emilio. The meatball confronted her about it while Angelina's lounging outside and calls Angelina a liar and basically human garbage. You know, normal stuff.

Then JWoww skulks over like Scar from The Lion King and talks about how her friends "Jay 420" and "Joey Yanks" (STOP) confirmed that Angelina was talking smack. Then she delivers those fateful lines, "You can stay, get your ass beat, you can stay get your f–king ass beat." Iconic.

Angelina vs. Pauly D

Ugggggh, one of the most painful and pathetic altercations to watch unfold because as Mike tells the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, "Babe, you're drunk." Angelina was trying to intercept a Pauly hook-up early at the club and generally getting super weird. They had hooked up before and it looks like she was getting emotional about it. She even cries and keeps telling both Pauly and Mike that she "loves them," which is so cartoonishly a drunk move. Then she lazily slaps Pauly on the face, he walks away, she saunters over for more, and he flips. That's right, fun-loving Italian porcupine Pauly D goes OFF.

Sammi vs. All the Girls

Sammi spent a lot of time at the beginning of Season 3 picking on Deena, which is a classic insecurity move. They start swearing like sailors at each other, and then Snooki, hilariously stonefaced, adds in that Sammi is the "biggest f–king b—h I have ever met in my life" and "I don't understand how you even have friends." We're shocked that any of them ever got over this, especially after JWoww starts attacking again.

Ronnie vs. Sammi (again)

Look, we don't have time to document every blow up (or really, we already left that to another article) so let's focus on this horrifying showdown. Essentially, Ronnie tosses out Sammi's bed and Sammi scream-cries to him, "I want nothing to do with you. In my ENTIRE LIFE, I want nothing to do with you." Pauly and Vinny have to physically restrain the two halves of this whole disaster as it escalates further and further. And for some reason, what sticks out is Ronnie shouting at Sam from the doorframe, "I have girls cooking me dinner, I been with you for a year, how many times have you cooked for me? None you useless spoiled b—h." K, thanks for that, Ron.

Snooki vs. The Situation

While this never came to true fisticuffs, we think it deserves a nod. Basically, The Situation was intentionally stirring up drama in Italy (plot twist!) and talking about how he and Snickers hooked up two months ago. Snooki was dating Jionni at the time and really didn't appreciate this. Mike's defense? "I don't lie," x3000.

Ronnie vs. The Situation

Ronnie starts treating Mike like he's Sammi and throwing all of his belongings away because, guess what?! Mike tattled on Ronnie, telling Sammi that her boy had other chicks on speed dial. Ronnie confronts him, looking like he's going to pummel the eerily calm Mike into the ground. Then Situation flips a switch and starts frothing at the mouth and throwing bed frames until it comes to blows.

The Situation vs. The Wall

And the wall won.

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