12 Michael Scott Quotes From ‘The Office’ That Will Never Get Old

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Aug 8, 2016 3:21 pm·

By Virginia Van de Wall

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Michael Scott is arguably the world's best boss, if not solely because of the gems that come out of his mouth. Whether he's butchering well-known phrases or completely misunderstanding situations, Steve Carell's character on The Office continues to be incredibly quotable.

RELATED: 11 Things Michael Scott Has Said That Make Absolutely No Sense

Scroll through the images to see 12 Michael Scott quotes we still love reciting in our every days lives.

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"I am Beyoncé always,"

When is this quote not applicable?

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"Make friends first, make sales second, make love third. In no particular order."

We may or may not have used this as a pickup line before (it's the best way to weed out the non Office fans).

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"There is no such thing as an appropriate joke, that's why it's a joke."

Our response any time someone eyes us for making an inappropriate joke.

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"Sometimes you just have to be the boss of dancing."

It's true.

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"The worst thing about prison was the Dementors!"

Any time prison is mentioned, this line is the first thing that pops into our heads.

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"I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little stitious."

Life motto.

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"Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible."

Thanks to Michael, we can't help but say "as possible" in our heads any time someone asks for something ASAP.

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"Occasionally I'll hit someone with my car. So sue me."

But don't actually sue us…

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"Oh God, my mind is going a mile an hour."

Anytime we're dragging through the day, we reference this Michael quote.

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"I have got to make sure that YouTube comes down to tape this."

Try saying this in front of your friends who aren't Office fans, it's hilarious.

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"I am an early bird and a night owl. So I am wise and I have worms."

This is exactly why we're not both.

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"You know what they say, 'Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice… strike three.'"

We prefer this variation tbh, there's less shame involved.

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