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7 Life Lessons Jackie Burkhart Taught Us on ‘That ’70s Show!’

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Sep 22, 2016 3:51 pm·

Jackie Burkhart may not have seemed like the sharpest tool in Eric Forman's basement, but the That '70s Show beauty taught audiences that looks can be deceiving.

Thanks to her words of wisdom, delivered perfectly by Mila Kunis, we gained so many important life lessons that still apply today!

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To celebrate her birthday, check out the gallery below for Jackie's most inspiring quotes!

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"I just decided being sad is a waste of my time."

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"Keep your friends close and your enemies fat."

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"If I could run across the beach into my own arms, I would."

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"The woman needs to be the cook in the kitchen, a maid in the living room and an acrobat in the bedroom… and I can hire a cook and a maid."

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"Oh, honey, it's blush not spray paint."

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"When you split up with someone you don't have to give stuff back. You wait until they leave the house, take everything they care about and break the rest."

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"The beautiful cannot be held responsible for the havoc our looks create."

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