See Our Totally Real (Not at All Fabricated) Predictions for Selena Gomez and The Weeknd’s Relationship

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Jan 19, 2017 5:50 pm·

By Tiffany White

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In February, they drop their first single together.

It's a catchy pop song about their real and totally not fake relationship. It's #1 on the Billboard charts for weeks.

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And they release a music video for their chart-topping single, too.

There's lots of gyrating, lens flares, and more gyrating. It gets more YouTube views than "Charlie bit my finger."

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Later that month, they walk the red carpet at the Academy Awards

If there's any event that validates a celeb's "power couple" status, it's there.

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And like all power couples, they soon have their own reality TV show.

The ratings are high for its debut, but they quickly plummet. Reviews will say that the couple "lacked chemistry," strangely enough.

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To bounce back from their failed reality TV show, a "leaked" sex tape emerges.

They will both swear they were "hacked," but everyone will know the real truth.

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They take advantage of the controversy to launch a world tour.

Tickets are sold out within hours. Hey, sex sells.

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Ahh, Selena and The Weeknd on stage together at last.

Their fans can't get enough of them. Despite the "lack of chemistry" on their reality show, fans can't deny the electric energy they have together on stage.

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And like all power couples, they release a rom-com.

The movie opens at #1 at the box office, but gets an embarrassing 10% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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To promote the film, they do a racy photo shoot in a magazine.

They'll get attacked by critics who'll say they went "too far," but the majority of the public will simply mistake the black and white photos for "art."

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