Only one man could open up about his butt fuzz and I’d be even more attracted to him.
That man is all-around perfect looking specimen Charlie Hunnam.
I should warn you that if you haven’t watched the Sons of Anarchy series finale yet, there are minor spoilers below.
Following the gut-wrenching final episode that basically ripped my heart out of my chest, Charlie — who played badass Jax Teller on all seven seasons — joined show creator Kurt Sutter to reminisce about the FX series on Anarchy Afterword. Towards the end of the segment, they were joined by several cast members and director Paris Barclay. Sutter went around the table and asked each person to state a memorable contribution he or she made to the show.
Enter butt fuzz conversation. Enter my consistent drooling for the next day or so.
"You also shot closer shots of my ass than any other director," Hunnam said, to which Barclay responded, "I could even see a little fuzz on it, too."
Charlie added, "It keeps me warm on my winter jogs."
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Visualize it. Pant over it. Let it imprint. It’s okay if you want to be his pair of jogging pants right now. OWN IT. I freakin’ am. #Shameless
Oh, and then actress Drea de Matteo (Jax’s onscreen ex-wife and first baby mama) had to remind me how awesome her life is.
As the final cast member to reveal her greatest contribution to the show, she said, “I’m the last lady that got to tap that ass,” referring to the pair’s sex scene on the second to last episode.
OK. Back to normal. I should also remind y’all that if you’re on the edge of your seats waiting for the next Hunnam arse to pop up on the Internet, don’t hold your breath.
“I love Apple products, but I don’t use the Cloud. I don’t trust it,” he recently told ‘Cosmo.’ “So you won’t find any nude photos from me personally [out there]… I’m not doing any home photo shoots.”
Living in a world without weekly Hunnam tush is like living in a world without meaning.
Let the ‘SOA’ full marathon commence.