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Kim Kardashian, Coco Austin, and More Stars’ Most Shocking Post-Baby Sex Confessions

Updated: Sep 30, 2016 11:35 am·

By Tiffany White

After enduring hours of stressful labor, it takes most moms months to bounce back to their old selves — but their sex lives take even longer. Kourtney Kardashian, Snooki, and Coco Austin have all confessed that their post-baby sex lives are less than perfect, if not downright excruciating.

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Click through the gallery to see what celebs have to say about their sex lives after giving birth.

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi says her post-baby vagina was "scarring."

“[Looking at my post-childbirth vagina] was scarring and I’m never looking again,” she said. "The only time I'm going to have sex is if I want to have a baby again."

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Jenni "JWoww" Farley says her post-baby vagina was like a "black hole."

“I'm not going to have sex for another year or two,” she said back in 2014. “[Roger] keeps b—hing. He’s like, ‘Come on!’ I’m like, ‘No, I was stitched, you’ve got to wait!' [Post-baby sex] is like, worse than being a virgin. [My vagina's] like a black hole."

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Kourtney Kardashian says post-birth sex is "very painful."

“I don’t know, but once the doctor gave us the okay, we were like excited to try it, but it was very painful,” she said on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. “It felt like a metal pole is literally ramming you in the crotch.”

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Eva Amurri Martino says sex after childbirth is "awkward."

"[Sex] was TERRIBLE," she said. "It’s important to me not to mince words here — I think women being honest with each other is really important. I had heard tales of 'the first time after baby' and it sounded painful, but what I experienced was even worse than what I had imagined! In my opinion, having sex for the first time after birthing a baby feels like having sex for the first time ever. It’s awkward, emotional, and extremely painful."

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Bethenny Frankel has less sex after giving birth.

"It’s cliché but you’re so much less concerned with romantic bubble baths and lingerie with your husband because your kid just took a s–t on the floor,” she said back in 2012. "You have to have a date night or get away to get laid properly. Intimacy is challenging. Jason’s penis has cobwebs on it."

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Kim Kardashian worries about the size of her vagina.

"I was like, ‘I don't think I can carry another [baby],'” she told Scott Disick on Keeping Up With the Kardashians. “I just think, ‘Ugh, I'll never be the same down there.' Kanye says it like feels the same. [But] like, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."

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Olivia Munn and Anna Faris talk "blown out" vaginas.

In an interview for Olivia's podcast, Olivia asked Anna what her post-baby vagina looked like. "What happens to your vagina? Because I have heard horror stories," Olivia asked. "[My girlfriends who have given birth] keep saying the phrase 'blown out.' Like everything's been 'blown out.'"

“It’s the muscles that surround your vagina," Anna confirmed. "They throb for, like, weeks." She did admit that her vagina bounced back to normal after six weeks.

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Jenny Mollen says she, and husband Jason Biggs, no longer have sex in the house.

"[After children] it's especially hard to have sex," Mollen said in an interview with Jason. "We have a nanny as well, living in the house, and I don't know why [but] for me, I'm just like, 'There's people here! We're not all alone!' There's just this anxiety. For instance, when we were on vacation [with friends], we were those people who were like, 'Should we have sex in our car?' We became those people."

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Coco Austin now "coordinates" her sex life.

"Sex after a baby is definitely different," she said. "We plan it out now, but we plan around it now. Before it was just like whatever goes. But now it's all planned out, like we're gonna go to dinner, and get down at this time. But I have it all coordinated now. I'm very organized."

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Mila Kunis thinks about her daughter when having sex.

"I've thought [about my daughter, Wyatt, during sex] but I've never said it [out loud]," she said on The Late Late Show with James Corden. "I have been like, 'I wonder if that's her, making that noise….wait, what's happening?'"

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Jessica Simpson broke the "no sex for six weeks post-baby" rule.

"I’ve kind of broken one rule," she told People back in 2012, shortly after giving birth. "I think I have the sexiest man in the world. So that’s the rule I break."

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