The Most Chilling Photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and Her Old AF Husband Olivier Sarkozy

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Feb 8, 2018 11:05 am·

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At the top of the Creepy Things About the Olsen Twins list towers the relationship between Mary-Kate Olsen and husband Olivier Sarkozy. Like, look, we have a low-key respect for Mary-Kate for keeping it weird, but we can't help but be a little skeeved out by the mismatched couple. Like, whenever we're subjected to pics of Mary-Kate and her husband (a French banker and literal father), we're hit hard with the 17 year age gap between the couple. And to that we say: Nooooooo.

Now historically speaking, the Olsen sisters tend to go for way older guys. Lest we forget, Ashley tried to one-up MK with her 59-year-old ex-boyfriend Richard Sachs, (nice try, Ash). But even aside from the age thing, Mary-Kate and her husband just look…disturbing together. Like, we don't know what's creepier to look at: the moments where MK seems genuinely in love — because she does, her hang-outs with Olivier are the few times she smiles— or when she seems trapped in a prison of her own design?

Anyway…

Feel free to watch in awe images of the baffling relationship between Mary-Kate Olsen and her husband, Olivier Sarkozy.

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Olivier Sarkozy, 48 years old, Kissing His Wife and Full House's Michelle, Mary-Kate Olsen

You got it (MK's freaking head), dude!

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Mary-Kate Olsen, a MallGoth Teenager, and Her Businessman Husband, Olivier Sarkozy

After the 2017 Take Home A Nude Art Party and Auction Olivier's gonna drive MK down to Hot Topic.

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Mary-Kate Olsen, Potentially Kidnapped, Signaling the Check With Her Husband, Olivier Sarkozy

Well, signaling for the check or asking for an adult to help her out, it's unclear.

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Mary-Kate Olsen, A Top-Knot Wearing Dementor, Trying to Suck the Soul Out of Her Husband, Olivier Sarkozy

But you know what? He seems into it, so to each their own.

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Olivier Sarkozy, Showing Off His Many Chins, With His Wife Mary-Kate Olsen, Showing Off No Emotion

Actually, we'd go on the record saying that this is one of Mary-Kate's best non-expressions. As for Olivier, he needs to lift his head a liiiitle bit up.

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Mary-Kate Olsen, The Man From Another Place, and Her Husband, The Giant From 'Twin Peaks'

Wow, the third season was crazy. Much more memorable than say New York Minute, if we're being honest here.

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Mary-Kate Olsen, Fashion Mogul and Innovator, With Her Husband Olivier Sarkozy, Who Wears Suits to Sit Courtside

Imagine that you're known for inventing a unique style that mixes boho with couture with furs stolen from an eccentric 90-year-old witch's estate. Now imagine that the most adventurous your husband has gotten with style is "slate grey tie with navy two-piece."

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Olivier Sarkozy, Banker, With His Peers and And "Brother For Sale" Singer Mary-Kate Olsen

It's totes embarrassing that Mary-Kate forgot to get her suit tailored beforehand.

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Mary-Kate Olsen, A Junior at Rutgers University, and Watching the Homecoming Game With Her Dad, Olivier Sarkozy

Here's hoping they got to tailgate beforehand.

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Mary-Kate Olsen, Former Child Actress, Trying to Be Sexy With Her Solidly Middle-Aged Husband, Olivier Sarkozy

Also wearing her sunglasses inside a building, because the Olsen girls are actually Norwegian, English, German, and 1/8th Vampire.

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Mary-Kate Olsen, Screaming Internally, Under the Weight of Her Gigantic Husband, Olivier Sarkozy

Well, it's nice that she has the option to look away, because we don't.

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Mary-Kate Olsen, Just Trying to Send a Damn Text and Her Head-Clutching Husband, Olivier Sarkozy

Head-clutching is a really serious problem, you guys.

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BONUS: Mary-Kate Olsen With Her Stepdaughter Who Is Taller Than She Is

Incredible. Wonder if they venture to Starbucks together…

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