As it turns out, Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis were not inspired by a character from “Weird Science” when they named their daughter.
The new dad appeared on “Conan” last night, and revealed how he and his fiancée chose the moniker Wyatt Isabelle for their baby girl.
He explained the actress, 31, had picked out a few names before she got pregnant. Once they found out was she expecting, they didn’t like any of their picks.
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Naturally, Ashton, 36, started thinking of the most absurd names ever.
"We were going to a Lakers game, and I got name Tourettes,” he explained on Tuesday night’s show. “And I just started, like, listing off anything and everything that I saw. I was like, sign, truck, wall, door. And she's like, 'Shut up!'"
Then it him: Wyatt. Mila loved it.
The "That '70s Show" alums decided to go with Isabelle as the middle name to honor the actress’ grandfather, Itzhak.
Once they had the name settled, Ashton made sure to lock up all of the relevant URLs and social media handles for baby Wyatt.
“Every [online profile] that you could possibly have,” he told the host. “I don't want a porn site with my daughter's name! It's unacceptable to me and it's not gonna happen."
As for fatherhood, he says it’s “unbelievable” and “it’s the greatest thing on earth.”
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And then we fell a little more in love with him.
"As soon as this child was born I immediately wanted to call my parents and just apologize because I never knew how much they loved me," he said.
"Staying home for the first couple weeks, I've learned the little things that will calm the baby down. I like to give the baby to my friends and let it cry for a second and [then] be like, 'Let me just take this.' Any sort of hero fantasy I have is completely satiated."
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