There’s literally nothing wrong with Leonardo DiCaprio. The sooner you know that, the better.
Following the news the overall perfect human being has been appointed as a United Nations representative on climate change (seriously, is there anything the man can’t do?), we decided to take the opportunity to highlight the many amazing things about our Leo.
Even with that man bun he does it for us. FACT.
Without further ado, 10 reasons why Leo’s the best at everything (we dare you to debate us on this):
1. Name one person who wears a tux better than he does.
Exactly. Moving on.
2. The fact he puts Miley Cyrus to shame in the tongue department. #WINNING.
3. He makes you feel all the feelings when he’s crying.
You make us want to cry with you, Leo.
4. His girlfriends are the hottest girlfriends of all time.
Toni Garrn (Current gal pal)
Gisele Bundchen (2000 – 2005)
Bar Refaeli (2005 – 2011)
Even Kanye’s all, like, “yeah, yeah, man, I’ll give ya that.”
5. He can spot a moocher when he sees one. Bye, Blake. Nice try, though.
Remember when she tried to make him date her before she latched on to Ryan Reynolds? Leo’s too smart for that nonsense.
6. THE HOTTEST MAMA’S BOY EVER.
7. The way he looks at a girl makes your ovaries burst.
It’s okay if you dropped your pants immediately when you saw this.
8. A cigar never looked so hot.
Puff away, you hot piece of man meat, you.
9. The man’s got moves you’ve never seen.
And can dance better than anyone you know.
10. He’s the King of the Freakin’ World.