There's literally nothing wrong with Leonardo DiCaprio. The sooner you know that, the better.

Following the news the overall perfect human being has been appointed as a United Nations representative on climate change (seriously, is there anything the man can’t do?), we decided to take the opportunity to highlight the many amazing things about our Leo.

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Even with that man bun he does it for us. FACT.

Without further ado, 10 reasons why Leo’s the best at everything (we dare you to debate us on this):

1. Name one person who wears a tux better than he does.

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Exactly. Moving on.

2. The fact he puts Miley Cyrus to shame in the tongue department. #WINNING.

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3. He makes you feel all the feelings when he’s crying.

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You make us want to cry with you, Leo.

4. His girlfriends are the hottest girlfriends of all time.

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Toni Garrn (Current gal pal)

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Gisele Bundchen (2000 – 2005)

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Bar Refaeli (2005 – 2011)

Even Kanye’s all, like, “yeah, yeah, man, I’ll give ya that.”

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5. He can spot a moocher when he sees one. Bye, Blake. Nice try, though.

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Remember when she tried to make him date her before she latched on to Ryan Reynolds? Leo’s too smart for that nonsense.

6. THE HOTTEST MAMA’S BOY EVER.

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Swoon.

7. The way he looks at a girl makes your ovaries burst.

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It’s okay if you dropped your pants immediately when you saw this.

8. A cigar never looked so hot.

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Puff away, you hot piece of man meat, you.

9. The man’s got moves you’ve never seen.

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And can dance better than anyone you know.

10. He’s the King of the Freakin’ World.

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CASE CLOSED.