For the last eight months, we’ve been impatiently waiting for the return of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But, after living through such a dark and distressing time, we can finally take a sigh of relief and crack open a bottle of LVP Sangria — because our favorite 90210 inhabitants made their grand return to our small screens this week. And, obvi, we couldn’t be more excited to have them back every Tuesday at 9 p.m. EST on Bravo.

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Not only is there a new girl in town (Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave, we're looking at you!), but reality TV's most glam group of gal pals has blessed us with a fresh set of taglines. To celebrate the premiere of RHOBH Season 8, Life & Style has ranked the most outstanding Housewives taglines of all time — from the best to most embarrassing. Not surprisingly, the top spot goes to…