Say What?Celebrity Advice You Definitely Shouldn’t Follow for Valentine’s Day

Adam Levine thinks you should take a first date to McDonald's.

“I always like to dress up in a tuxedo and tell the girl to dress real fancy. I like to pick her up and go to McDonalds in a tuxedo,” he said in 2013. "You don’t have to shell out a bunch of money on the first date."

The Real Housewives of New Jersey's Joe Gorga thinks women should never say "no."

"Men, I know you think your woman isn't the type who wants to be taken. But trust me, she is," he wrote in his relationship book, Love Italian Style. "Every girl wants to get her hair pulled once in a while. If your wife says 'no,' turn her around and rip her clothes off. She wants to be dominated … Women don't realize how easy men are. Just give us what we want."

Millionaire Matchmaker's Patti Stanger thinks you should lose weight and get a chemical peel before going on a date.

“[You] can't date at size eight," she said. "[You] have to date at size two. And it's just a fact of nature. Go get your injections and your chemical peels. You gotta look good to attract a man.”

Uma Thurman doesn't think cheating is that bad — as long as the guy flushes the toilet.

"It's better to have a relationship with someone who cheats on you than someone who doesn't flush the toilet," she infamously said back in 2006.

Steve Harvey thinks men shouldn't date smart women.

“It’s best to go for shallow, unintelligent women," he said in 2010. "You want to find somebody shallow, really simple unintelligent, that you can run this by and they’ll sit there and go, 'Wow, that sounds great.'”

Chris Brown thinks that if you're a man, you own your girlfriend's sexuality.

"You got to say that one thing to her," he said. "Don’t make me have to tell you again, that’s my pu–y baby! … So you better not give it away! So every person in this motherf–king building, if you got a bad b–ch you better say that s–t to her, or she might f–k another [man].”

Mariah Carey thinks you should blame your problems on your partner.

"I think before you can really move on you just have to really be able to let go of the anger, and then you focus on yourself and do you," she said in 2017. "And if you did do something wrong, blame it on the other person!"

Drake thinks it's not a good idea to share your "sex number."

"If he asks you how many people you’ve slept with, leave without a word or lie about the number," he said in 2010.

Taylor Swift thinks you should approach dating as a game.

“I think everyone should approach relationships from the perspective of playing it straight and giving someone the benefit of the doubt. Until he establishes that this is a game. And if it’s a game, you need to win," she said in 2014.

Kesha thinks the best way to get over a breakup is to make out with bearded dudes.

"Start by writing a nasty song about him, have your record come out all over the world, then make out with some hot bearded dude," she said in 2011.

Jada Pinkett Smith thinks it's a good idea to have sex in a friend's bathroom to spice up your sex life.

"Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex," she said in 2009. "Be sneaky. Your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom! A guest bedroom! Just switch it up."

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