11 Cookie Lyon Comebacks on ‘Empire’ Everyone Should Be Using

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Nov 4, 2015 4:48 pm·

By Virginia Van de Wall

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After a week hiatus, Empire returned last night with a bang (and a boom). As always, Cookie Lyon was a BAMF and had no shortage of quotable lines – “Welcome to my streets, b—-.”

When you cut someone off who has an out-of-state license plate: “Welcome to my streets, b—-.”

Since the words that escape Cookie’s mouth are always on point, we rounded up 11 more of her best comebacks that everyone should be using. Click through the gallery to see scenarios where her disses should just roll off your tongue.

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When an enemy asks you to go to lunch: "I'm always gonna eat, just not with you."

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When someone you really don't like sits next you: "Let me make space in case lightening strikes."

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When someone clearly doesn't know how to drive: "The streets ain't made for everybody. That's why they made sidewalks."

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When someone tries to speak over you: "You're messin' with the wrong b—-."

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When you're annoyed with everyone: "Better be glad I don't feel like no scene today, 'cause I'd shut it down."

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When someone hesitates too long before they speak: "Uh-buh-buh-buh – oh, now you can't speak English?!"

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When someone's not appreciating your worth: "I make you better, don't forget that."

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When someone disagrees with you: "You would, because you're a hater."

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When you're over a situation: "Bye, Felicia!"

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When you're still mad at your friend: "Boo Boo Kitty, just 'cause I asked Jesus to forgive you, don't mean I do."

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When there are just no words to describe how angry you are: Throw your shoe.

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