11 Funny ‘Glee’ Comebacks We’re Dying to Use in Real Life

When someone tries to pretend to be someone else when they're around you.

"You are such a bacon-wrapped, bug-eyed hypocrite." – Santana

When someone keeps pressuring you to do something you clearly don't want to do.

"Have you ever heard of the term 'hell to the no'?" – Mercedes

When you're in a bad mood and someone says something to make you even angrier.

"If I were on a deserted island with everybody I knew, I would absolutely eat you first." – Sue

When you realize that you can only put up with someone you don't like for so long.

"You used to be just sort of unlikeable, but now I feel like punching you every time you open your mouth." – Quinn

When you're stuck with a third wheel who keeps talking and refuses to take a hint.

"Please stick a sock in it or ship yourself back to Scotland." – Santana

When your peers think they can get away with skipping a few showers.

"You smell like Craigslist." – Kurt

When you catch your friend trying to go out in public with a really ugly outfit.

"When people look at you, they don't see what you're wearing, they see a cat getting its temperature taken, and then they hear it screaming." – Brittany

When some know-it-all tries to be controlling.

"I don't give a hot wet monkey's a** what you care for." – Santana

When you realize that you're not the reason why people are so annoying.

"You're irritating most of the time, but I don't take that personally." – Artie

When you're at a party and someone tries to tell you that you can't dance.

"My bowels have better moves than you." – Puck

When someone who's unattractive tries to hit on you.

"You're about as sexy as a Cabbage Patch Kid." – Santana

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