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D'OH11 Homer Simpson Quotes We Can All Relate to After a Night of Drinking

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Aug 21, 2015 2:46 pm·

By Virginia Van de Wall

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Happy Friday! After a long week filled with work and woes, we know exactly how you want to spend your weekend – making bad decisions and drinking too much alcohol. Homer Simpson would approve!

Of course, after a night of drinking, an early morning hangover is practically inevitable. Another dilemma The Simpsons character knows all too well.

Click through to see 11 Homer quotes that can be directly applied to life after a night of drinking too much alcohol, then share your favorite lines in the comments below.

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"I never want to leave this bed."

The first thought that comes to mind after a night spent drinking.

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" Ohhh, why do my actions have consequences?"

AKA, why did I do this to myself?!

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"Must eat, then poop, then eat some more, then eat while pooping."

The booze poos are inevitable.

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"Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent."

When the person you flirted with at the bar texts you in the morning.

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"If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing."

This applies to everything.

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"Still not clean. Stink of failure still on me."

The morning after can be rough.

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"You tried your best and failed miserably. The lesson is, never try."

What you tell yourself after a particularly humiliating night.

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"I'd love to go with you, honey, but I've got a lot of work to do around bed."

What you say to anyone who asks you to do anything.

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“Here’s to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.”

Today it's the cause of everything.

10 of 11

"Why must life be so hard?!"

The hangover is real.

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“Now I have to face stupid reality.”

If only reality was non-existent on the weekends. Sigh

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