Barney Stinson may think many things are legen — wait for it — dary, but it’s safe to say he probably wouldn’t count Siri as one of ‘em!

And that’s because the iPhone staple ain’t got no time for the suit-loving playboy’s games, well, quotes in this case.

So we went ahead and conducted a pretend conversation between the How I Met Your Mother character and Siri — and the results are hilarious. Scroll through to see how she reacts to some of Barney’s most famous quotes below!

Sheesh, Siri, take a compliment…

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“Ted Mosby, Architect” (Season 2, Episode 4)

He’s just stating fact, girl

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“The Scorpion and the Toad” (Season 2, Episode 2)

Yeah, YOU

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“Doppelgangers” (Season 5, Episode 24)

What’s not to understand, Siri?! Dude’s got S-T-Y-L-E.

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“Monday Night Football” (Season 2, Episode 14)


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To Ted in “Return of the Shirt” (Season 1, Episode 4)

C’mon, we had to

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We miss you, Swarley ❤️❤️❤️