Omarion — the Singer You Probably Forgot About — Decided to Name His Baby Boy Megaa Omari Grandberry (THIS. IS. NOT. A. JOKE.)

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Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes' Daughter: Esmeralda Amada

Before you jump to conclusions, you'll be happy to know the genetically-gifted duo weren't obsessed with a certain character from 'The Hunchback of Notre Dame!'

A source tells E! news they chose the uncommon name because it means “beautiful emerald” in Spanish. The actress reportedly wanted to represent her Hispanic culture since the last name is Gosling.

“Amada” also means beloved in Spanish.

As sweet as this is, we — along with millions of women everywhere — are still crying that Ryan has a baby with Eva. SOB.

Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis’ Daughter: Wyatt

The pair didn't explain "wy" they chose the name, but it's interesting nonetheless!

Omarion’s Son: Megaa Omari Grandberry

While we haven't yet gotten a full explanation for why Omarion and his girlfriend Apryl Jones chose this particular moniker for their son the R&B singer did warn haters about poking fun at his child's name by posting the hashtag, "#donthateonmysonsnameillkillya" on Instagram.

Lil’ Kim Daughter: Royal Reign

Because in Kim's mind, her baby girl is nothing short of royalty (or so we assume).

Kendra Wilkinson’s Daughter: Alijah

The reality star became a second-time mom when she delivered her baby girl. And it seems K may have gone the religious route.

Turns out Alijah is the Americanized version of Elijah. Elijah means The Lord is My God.

Ciara’s Son: Future Zahir Wilburn

Baby daddy is rapper Future, so we understand the inspiration!

Kim Kardashian’s Daughter: North

The way she explained it to me was North means 'highest power,' and she says that North is [Kim and Kanye West's] highest point together. And I thought that was really sweet. — Kris Jenner

Kate Winslet’s Son: Bear Blaze

It was really lovely actually — they [her older children, Mia and Joe] were very much included and we settled on Bear quite early on. A friend of mine when I was younger was nicknamed Bear and I just had always really loved it. And he was very much a bear. He was everyone's shoulder to cry on. He was a big bear hug. He was a great figure in my life. And I just had always remembered him, so that's where it came from. — Kate

Fergie’s Son: Axl Jack

I had this dream, and I was in the audience at this festival. It was outdoors and it was all grimy and nobody knew who I was. I was just one of the fans. It was like the old days. It was so cool. And onstage singing was Jim Morrison. And then came Bob Marley, and then Axl Rose. I mean, I was in heaven in this dream. And I'm dancing and just getting into the music, and then all of a sudden, boom boom! And I wake up, and it was the first time my son kicked me in the stomach. — Fergie

Reese Witherspoon’s Son: Tennessee James

The actress was born in Tennessee, hence the decision to name her baby boy after her beloved hometown.

Beyoncé’s Daughter: Blue Ivy

We woke up this morning, we took a nice little walk and we passed by this beautiful blue tree. I think it’s Blue Ivy which will be quite appropriate. — Beyoncé

According to reports, Bey and her hubby Jay Z also named their daughter that because of the significance of the number 4 or "IV". Both superstars were born on the fourth — Bey on Sept. 4 and Jay on Dec. 4. They got married on April 4.

Gwyneth Paltrow’s Daughter: Apple

My husband [Chris Martin] named her. I loved it straightaway. I thought it was so unique and sounded cool. She is nearly eight now [interview took place in 2012] and it fits her so perfectly. I can’t imagine her being called anything else. — Gwyneth

Nicole Richie’s Son: Sparrow

We have different tastes in names. Sparrow was one we both liked. I liked the way it sounded with Harlow [her daughter], and there's the Captain Jack Sparrow connection. — Nicole

It reminded me of the Johnny Cash song 'A Boy Named Sue.' My worry raising a son in Hollywood is what will he have to struggle for? I wanted to give him a name that he's going to have to stand up for. I love it; I think it's a beautiful name. — Father Joel Madden