Listen. Becoming a father or mother is a very beautiful thing, but naming her/him something seriously, over-the-top ridiculous is not.

To further explain:

BEAUTIFUL: Omarion is officially a first-time dad

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RIDICULOUS: He named his kid this

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Judging is our thing, but luckily for Omarion, we’re willing to overlook this to celebrate the most important thing: that he’s officially a daddy.

(In case you don’t know who the hell this guy is, he was in that 2000s group B2K that made “that sexy body go bump, bump, bump” with Diddy before he embarked on a solo career. See below.)

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The 29-year-old and his girlfriend, Apryl Jones, announced the birth of their son on social media earlier today. The photo features a shirtless Omarion looking down on the newborn.

To paraphrase his very loooong post, Megaa (not to be confused with “Mega”) was birthed naturally (no meds!) at home and weighed in at a healthy 7 pounds, 4 ounces. He also thanked Apryl for having “his legacy.”

And for everyone else who wants to make fun of his moniker, Omarion has a message for you in the form of a hashtag. He writes: “#donthateonmysonsnameillkillya.”

See the other unique names in Hollywood below: