Some may say that the world of child pageantry is creepy, exploitive, and downright despicable. Others may say, “Idk, maybe, but it’s hella entertaining.” It’s for that second set that Toddlers & Tiaras existed, TLC’s most lol-worthy reality show that introduced a nation to Honey Boo Boo, Eden Wood, and a myriad of hilarious GIFs that will live on our desktops for generations. Regardless of your true feelings on beauty pageants, you have to admit the tiara-wearing toddlers who starred on the show were spouting out iconic one-liners. And credit where credit is due: you can never criticize them for a lack of ambition.
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Sure, you can try your damnedest to get a masters degree in accounting, or have a thriving career in marketing, whatever. But the second these beauty queens get in front of a camera or up on stage, they express the truest desires in our hearts.
Scroll down for all the times the Toddlers & Tiaras tykes really spoke to what we want to be when we grow up.
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