Be warned: If you’re painfully single right now, you may want to brace yourself for what’s ahead. On Dec. 18, Miley Cyrus and Riverdale actress Lili Reinhart commented on the same Instagram meme. What did they write, you ask? Oh, nothing… just that they both have the perfect freakin’ boyfriend, respectively. NBD. We’re fine.

The meme read: “No man has all [five]: Good d–k game, empathy, a height about 5’9, no hoes, [and] common sense.” As it happens, Lili’s man, Cole Sprouse, and Miley’s man, Liam Hemsworth, *do* have all five. We’ll give y’all a minute to process that. “Mine does! Don’t give up!” Miley commented, while Lili added: “I found one!”

As for the fan reactions? Well, they ranged from complete devastation to complete jealousy. “The world is cruel,” commented one (seemingly lonely) user. “Well, when you’re rich and hot things are a little easier,” added another. One person simply asked: “Can you please drop a tutorial on how to find one?” We wouldn’t mind a tutorial either… just saying.  

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To be fair, we’re not entirely surprised to hear that these ladies are ~satisfied~ with their men. At least not when it comes to Liam, anyway. After all, this is hardly the first time that Miley has gushed over her longtime love.

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Most recently, the “Nothing Breaks Like A Heart” singer revealed her special nickname for Liam following the tragic Malibu wildfire that destroyed the pair’s home. “I call him my survival partner now. He thinks it’s not romantic, but I learned that is why you pair up with someone — for survival — and he was so incredible.” Well, looks like we can go ahead and add “basically superhuman” to Miley’s boyfriend checklist.

On the real, though, we’re happy for both of these ladies. It’s nice to see that there are good men in Hollywood. Take notes, Offset and Tristan Thompson.