“[Taking Selfies] is the Purpose of Life”11 of the Most Ridiculous Things Kim Kardashian Has Ever Said

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Life is Just, Like, So Hard

"If you're a basketball player and you don't stop and take pictures with your fans, you can have an amazing game and everyone still loves you."

Kim, don't be so hard on yourself. You managed to make a sex tape, get divorced twice, married three times, be awful to your siblings (::cough::ROB::cough::) and you STILL have fans. What an inspiration.

Yes. She Actually Said This

"I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She's 18. And I was like, that's how I feel."

Says Kim from a private helicopter as she flies off to Hawaii with millions of dollars in her bank account. She obviously totally understands how a young girl with cancer feels. OBVI.

She Had Some Serious Goals as a Youth

"In elementary school, The Real World came on, and I was like, That's it! I know I want to be on a reality show. And I was like, OK, when I'm old enough, I will make an audition tape."

Hey, she followed through on that statement. We'll never forget her "audition" tape — and neither will Ray J.

L.O.L.

"I'm an entrepreneur. 'Ambitious' is my middle name."

If "ambitious" means filming a sex tape, marrying hip-hop royalty and pumping out a kid to make even more money, then, Kimmy, you're right on the money.

You Know? You Know? YOU KNOW?

"I've never been a drinker, I've never gotten into drugs. You know, I think I have such a close family. I think, you know, at a young age. I think you know my sisters do enough drinking to kind of fill up the whole family."

Stop trying to make, "I think you know" happen. It's NOT going to happen.

North West's Newborn Style > Your Style

"Comfort is everything,” says Kardashian, who favors neutral onesies for North, whose style she describes as “simple, classic and really chic.”

She gave this interview to People back in February. That means North was all of eight months. FYI, 8-month-olds can barely form words, let alone have "really chic" style.

Kim is All About Change, Just Like President Obama

"I had dinner with [Obama] once, and he just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto."

Kim obviously agrees with that motto. No, for real, guys! She's even giving the peace sign in her selfie. That totes means she's about change and peace and love, duhhhhh. #YOLO

Just Stop

"I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color, it might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light."

BREAKING NEWS. Kim Kardashian thinks wearing the wrong foundation color is, and we quote, "the worst thing on the planet." Not hunger, not poverty, not even war.

ICYMI, She Seriously Hates Pregnancy

"I was waiting for this amazing experience where I can just do whatever I want, eat whatever I want, feel great…and it hasn't been that way. I've had a lot of pain everywhere."

And this picture proves it. We're also sorry for making you vomit before noon on a Monday.

Take That Paaaaaaris

"If Paris Hilton thinks my butt looks gross I really don't care. At least I have a butt."

And if it wasn't for that butt, you'd likely still be hanging on Paris' coattails trying to make a name for yourself.